“I say this with love: you sicken me.” —————————————— “Took my suits and left [...]

“I got paid to wear tennis shorts and you took that from me.”[...]

“It’s the perfect crime…because there is no crime.” “I’m not doing a parent trap!”[...]

“I was a night watchman at a doll factory, Kate. Nothing scares me.” ——————————————&[...]

“My niece just cut her forehead and they may have to amputate. So let’s touch base if and when she pulls through.”[...]

“This place is fancy and I don’t know which fork to kill myself with.”[...]

“You call that a suit? That’s what they gave Morgan Freeman when he got out of Shawshank.”[...]

“Let’s make this horse a unicorn.” “When Nick leaves, I’m gonna call a plumber and just throw money at him while he works.” “He’s a [...]