“Do you have a pie or a spongecake available?” “See, little drizzle will just annoy you, but thunder will eff you up.”[...]

“I’m in a similar situation myself. But trust me…we are f***ed, we are f***ed.” “You can do anything I want you to do.” “Hey, I can whistl[...]

“Sorry. I was thinking of Mike, the hot seaman.” “No, Michael, I’m not a whore. I don’t get any of the money until after I do the disgusting thing.[...]

“She’s cute…I mean she’s not a babe…but Ted doesn’t deserve a babe.”[...]

“Looking for D’s?”[...]

“And that’s the inverted chimney sweep, the last of the seventeen basic sexual positions.”[...]

“No, I don’t think it’s a trap. Although I never do… and it very often is.” “And that’s how they died.” “Right?” “[...]

“How do you know that?” “How do you not?”[...]

“Luther had some valid complaints.”[...]