“You sir have been outfoxed. I spent all night on that.” “Tell my offspring I love me very much.” “And so the salmon reach the ocean, birthplace of al[...]

“This much money could feed a small, starving planet, but it doesn’t.”[...]

“It’s not just safe, it’s 40% safe.” “What are you, a junior in high school?”"Most recently, yes.”[...]

“How does a robot join this monk outfit?”"Just put on this monk outfit.” “I wish I was a real boy. I’d show them. I’d kill’em all.”[...]

“The last thing I remember is losing all my memories.” “Ah Lila, we meet again, but this time I’m the one criticizing the sausage.”[...]

“You don’t understand: he was the only one who cared enough to insult me”"I insult you, you fat sack.”"Sure, when it’s convenient.” “Does [...]

“It’s when women are nice to each other you now there’s trouble” “We’re not really fighting”"Then prove it, by fighting”[...]

“There’s no need to call me names. Just call me Daddy”  [...]

“Wow. Aquariums have really changed since I was a boy and no one ever took me to them.” “I’m a celebrity. I can kill anyone I want.”[...]

“Why are you cheering Fry? You’re not rich.”"True. But someday I might be rich and then people like me better watch their step.” “Thank you Senator: a[...]