“That’s offensive, but most stereotypes are based in truth.” —————————————– “I[...]

“Turns out he wasn’t a stock broker, he’s a full time rapist.” —————————————&#[...]

“Weddings are for singles who are quitters.”[...]

“Let me give you my Internet name. I’m all set up on e-mail.” —————————————– &[...]

“Interracial romance is totally fine ever since Prince William married a semi-commoner.”[...]

“He’ll only be asleep for a few minutes so we gotta move.” “We gave you an organ that pumps blood but you don’t have a heart!” ——[...]

“Everyone can have a good part in the great TV show we call ‘life.’” ——————————– “Ti[...]

“I did literally nothing and nothing got fixed.” ————————– “We ride solo, just the two of us.”[...]

“That’s the story of how I told the story of my life.” ————————————— “When I b[...]