“Well that felt even better than I thought it would.” “I tried reasoning, but apparently he’s lost his fucking mind.”[...]

“We own the day. Vampires don’t stand a f**king chance.”[...]

“I don’t say this to many men, but I love you.”[...]

“I don’t speak techie: translate”"We’re totally f**king f**ked.” “Put the baby fangs away before you piss me off.”[...]

“God has the most beautiful tits I’ve ever seen.” “Praise Lilith, praise Jesus, praise Moses’ cock. I am born again.”[...]

“Join us, please.”"Never, you bible banging c**ts.” “I don’t know how to make lunch, so I made you breakfast instead.” “I’m in no mo[...]

“Peace is for P***ies” “Lilith can f***ing blow me”[...]

“New York City smells like pee and the people are rude.” “Alcide, you sure know how to treat a lady.”[...]

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“An honorable vampire. Isn’t that a contradiction?”"No more than an intelligent whore, yet here we are.”[...]