“You guys are a running endorsement for euthanasia.” ———————– “Believe me, my ass can take a lot of pounding.̶[...]

“Nobody does anything because they want to help. I was doing it because I love you.” “F**king redheads!”[...]

“Your boyfriend should kill himself.”"Well thank you, but you’re just saying that because you love me.”[...]

“That’s just racist.”[...]

“I’ll leave your tickets at will-call.” ——————- “We’re so wasted.”[...]

“I would rather do nothing for the rest of my life then have my name attached to something mediocre. Your integrity is all that matters.” “Yo skank, where you at?[...]

“He’s in AA?”"Oh shit. I blew his anonymousness.” “It means I don’t think you’re cool and your mother is poor.”[...]

“You have a medical degree, right?”[...]

“I know enough to know that you don’t need to know anybody, you know?[...]

“I have work to do.” “He’s my partner!” “What was I? And for how long?!”[...]