“For you to get involved with someone who isn’t available is a good step.”[...]

“Eiffel Tower here I come!” “Who ah!”[...]

“Maybe you’re just some stupid, fat girl.”[...]

“That’s funny, I don’t recall you as a friend or anything.” “I wouldn’t have seen it, I don’t need sleep aids.” “I’m wid[...]

“Everything you touch turns to something in a diaper.”[...]

“No, he was a fan.” “Filing…that would require mastery of the alphabet.” “I’m basically a Jew…I’m Jew-ish.”[...]

“I am his partner in crime, although we haven’t committed any crimes. It’s just a saying.”[...]

“He didn’t know they were drugs, he thought they were a kind of peppermint.” “I’m hanging out with these losers who wanna go, like, occupy stuff.̶[...]

“It’s funny how mysterious and ridiculous are sometimes interchangeable.” “I’m a survivor of abortion.”[...]

“I feel like you would have been a really good influence of him, not like the young, attractive floozies he usually has around.” “I have Bjork and John Tesh.̶[...]