“Hey, we all signed up for this show. We’re all whores.”[...]

“I really admire Carly for being a virgin. Am I disappointed I didn’t get inside her? Sure.”[...]

“Fire is so annoying! It’s always interrupting conversations and burning things, and crackling and smoking…ECH I hate it, I hate fire!”[...]

“I really wanted to meet Annie’s family and to see where she got all those personality quirks…and to see if they had any advice on how to fix those personality qu[...]

“There are four ladies left, all beautiful, none of them African-American. Although Titi’s the closest. She’s Indian, so that’s Native American, right?̶[...]

“I need to know the woman I end up with doesn’t get fat one day.”[...]

“Gotta kiss a lot of frogs before you meet your prince. Just turns out Mark’s frog was a real whore.”[...]

“Haley’s having her stomach pumped. I will accept her rose on her behalf.”[...]

“If my gut was wrong, I’m gonna be really angry at my gut…really f***in angry.”[...]

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