“Nothing beats a hummer on Christmas morning.” “I don’t give two s**ts and a Popsicle.”[...]

“There are green scauses for recycling and blue scauses for kitties, and pink scauses that focus on nothing but titties.”[...]

“Hey you guys lookin to rent some DVDs?”[...]

“I don’t suppose it is, but I don’t give a darn!!!” “On the morrow? What the f**k is wrong with Kenny?”[...]

“Now you got your Amazon and the milk man’s come back. None of y’all are safe.”[...]

“I’m a f**king fat f**king f**k!”[...]

“And Clyde, you give better hugs than anyone out on that field.””It’s true.”[...]

“How do you know the people getting married… and do you think it’s going to last?[...]

“You’ve had a lovely game of crib with Suzanne, cuz you know, the magic’s still there.” “I don’t like socks. They cut off your freedom.” &[...]

“Let’s go to the extreme: people with no legs who want to be swimmers. Don’t be stupid!” “I got an urge for things that I don’t even know about.[...]