“New York City smells like pee and the people are rude.” “Alcide, you sure know how to treat a lady.”[...]

“History is full of excuses like ‘I was only following orders.’”[...]

“I’m not doing it on purpose. I’m not rubbing her face in anything. I’m simply not considering her feelings at all. Yea, I just heard myself say that.”[...]

“It’s amazing what a 22 caliber slug will do.”[...]

“What do you want, a Bentley? It’s not like I f***ing killed your wife.”[...]

“Interesting that Karl’s team tactics also sound like he could be directing a gay porn.” “It’s weird though: the other week I just sat in the garden s[...]

“I really wanted to meet Annie’s family and to see where she got all those personality quirks…and to see if they had any advice on how to fix those personality qu[...]